this is very important
RIGHT WHEN I SAW IT WAS FOSTERS I WAS FUCKING HOPING IT WOULD BE THIS HAHAHAHA YES
The best scene in cinematic history right here and forever quote worthy.
why all the merdudes gotta have the cool ass shark fins? why can’t some merladies have cool sharkfins and the merdudes have some sparkly ass beautiful scales that you need metaphors about rainbows to describe
i wanna see a cute merlady with a fucking killer whale for half her body chatting up some cute merdude with a rainbowfish tail ok
this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com
no okay but let me tell you a story
so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.
people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with
jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying
AS IN THE FUCKING TIME
I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused
"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”
I don’t ever talk about this because it’s SUPER HARD but my father considered himself an MRA. He blamed women for everything wrong in his life.
He learned to hate and blame women the same way racism teaches people to hate and blame minorities.
My mother saved us from his abuse but my father…
Stop whatever you’re doing and WATCH THIS. Thank you icedjellytea for linking me!
NO BUT SERIOUSLY! WATCH IT RIGHT NOW. AND IF YOU ARE ABLE TO VOTE FOR THEM AND DON’T SO SHE CAN PERFORM IN FRONT OF THE QUEEN THEN I DON’T WANT TO KNOW YOU
I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS RIGHT nOW
the fact that simon pressed his button right before shit went down was hilarious because they just look at him like “oh, you’ve made a grave mistake, sweetie.”